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Spent 2001-2006 creating marketing channels for wool in West Palm Beach, FL. Set new standards for merchandising bagpipes in Washington, DC. Spent the better part of the 90’s merchandising human hair in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about action figures in Bethesda, MD. At the moment I’m merchandising sock monkeys in Bethesda, MD. Had moderate success lecturing about tattoos for the government.